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November 24, 2019

I wandered deep into Topanga on Saturday and emerged, at days end, a different person.…

Black Smoke. White Smoke.

November 18, 2019

Two key questions: are the Santa Ana’s blowing and what color is the smoke? If…

Fret Not

November 3, 2019

Was at an orchestra concert the other day watching my favorite cellist and noticed that…

Thirteen

October 24, 2019

Backpack half zipped on the kitchen table,Beat up paperback Fahrenheit 451 in the side pocket,Simpsons…

Deadicated 6.16.18

June 25, 2018

FADE IN Citi Field.  General Admission. Three rows back from the stage. The crowd dances,…

Divine Intervention

June 20, 2018

So here I am driving down the road, reeling from an earlier conversation, trying to…

Luggage or leverage?

June 3, 2018

One step back…WTF? These freaking voices in my head… So, the other day, I am…

Year of the Rabbit

May 1, 2018

"What year?" Vince asks. "1963." I say with a certain amount of pride. "Huh, year…

Oh, my…

April 15, 2018

Went to Supercuts on Saturday: to the usual one over on 18th and Wilshire.  All…

Learning to fly

March 18, 2018

  Took flight again today at Pranayama Breathe Class on a Sunday afternoon. I visited…

Squeak!

February 24, 2018

Squeak. Step. Squeak. Step. Squeak. Pause. Stop. Pause. Step. Squeak. Humph… My favorite shoes are…

#leftearrightear

February 14, 2018

  FADE IN. EXT: DAD comes into focus, a big guy, burley, mid-thirties, Oklahoma t-shirt,…

Have and Have Nots

February 6, 2018

I am struggling a bit.   A few days ago I woke up pre-dawn, made a…

I don’t know, it just

January 15, 2018

drives me crazy that people don’t really greet each other anymore. I’m not sure why…

Turn the tables

August 31, 2017

I have a coach that helps me navigate the training regime for all of these…

385 in dog years…

August 6, 2017

I am getting old. I’m almost 385 in dog years. Humph… The other day I…

And he lives in Nashville. Went there recently to reconnect and discovered a whole new…

Owling

July 24, 2017

Went owling with Vince the other night. We have a big tree in the backyard…

Coco and Adele

July 23, 2017

One afternoon in the Marais (how cool is that for an opening line?) Teri and…

Merci Madame Killelay

July 19, 2017

One of my favorite teachers, Madame Killlelay, taught high school French. I think she tops…

Nice is nice (PG13)

July 13, 2017

Was a hot day in Nice. I had some down time before the flight back…

Comrades in arms…

July 10, 2017

And legs. And mind, body and spirit. Just whisper “Kowies, Fields, Bothas, Inchanga or Polly…

Triple death by…

July 7, 2017

Seriously? It’s Saturday morning. I mean what kind of message is that suppose to send…

Wump-Wump-Wump

July 6, 2017

Thursday afternoon Dad via text: “send a pic people here want to see” Dad’s internal…

La Decima

July 5, 2017

He’s a god, a modern day god, like Zeus with a tennis racket. And we…

Was a hot day in Nice. I had some down time before the flight back home and I decided to spend it walking the Promenade des Anglais. I have distinct memories of being there as a kid when I camped through Europe with my family back in the early ‘70s. An experience I later described in a 7th grade French class paper titled, “Nice is nice.” First topless beach as I recall, oh, ahem, and of course there is Old Town, the outdoor market and the Chateau ruins on top of the hill. Looks pretty much the same today through the eyes of a fifty year old as tit did in the eyes of an 11 year old. I mean IT, I meant to type “it did through the eyes of an 11 year old”…

Looks the same except for a stretch that starts by Children’s Hospital and runs along the pedestrian zone. It’s under construction. A year ago it was not. It was full of people enjoying Bastille Day celebrations when a truck, traveling close to 90 kilometers per hour drove right down the middle killing 86 and injuring 458. It’s hard to get you head around it. You might be temped to forget in an attempt to suppress the inhumanity of it all if not for the big cement barricades they are pouring and the presence of a very heavily armed police force. It scares the shit out of you.

I decide to snap a picture to try and capture the moment. Then I hear, “Allo, allo, some French, more French, French again, very animated French, louder French, MISTER!” I look up from my phone into the eyes of a serious, concerned, and very anxious policeman with his finger on the trigger of an AK.  I decide against trying to communicate using my limited high school French.

“English?” He asks, reaching for my phone. “American.” I don’t move. “Give to me.” He pauses so I do the same, then forcefully he demands, “Now!” He grabs my phone and immediately pulls up the photo and erases it. “Did you send?” Before I can answer he goes to my social media and email accounts Sent Boxes to check if I did. “And now I delete your deleted items in the delete file. OK.” A statement, not a question. He is thorough and carefully checks the phone for any other photos of police that I may have taken. I mumble apologies. “No one sees what we have. No one knows where we are. Ca va?” I have not moved a muscle the entire time, “Oui, ca va, je’regrette.” And with that he hands me my phone, turns and blends back into the scenery.

I tend not to rattle easily in foreign countries but this one gave me pause. In my neck of the woods you might push back if someone, anyone, grabs something of yours and starts issuing demands. And that was my initial instinct . But thankfully it occurred to me that if I had pushed back there would have been a very different outcome and I would not have been on the winning side.  Its crazy that this is the world in which we live.   I will say it takes some getting used to.

Still think Nice is nice->

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One Response to Nice is nice (PG13)

  1. “as tit did…” I see what you did there. I see you, Steve Carcano!

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