Welcome to the Monkey House

November 24, 2019

I wandered deep into Topanga on Saturday and emerged, at days end, a different person.…

Black Smoke. White Smoke.

November 18, 2019

Two key questions: are the Santa Ana’s blowing and what color is the smoke? If…

Fret Not

November 3, 2019

Was at an orchestra concert the other day watching my favorite cellist and noticed that…

Thirteen

October 24, 2019

Backpack half zipped on the kitchen table,Beat up paperback Fahrenheit 451 in the side pocket,Simpsons…

Deadicated 6.16.18

June 25, 2018

FADE IN Citi Field.  General Admission. Three rows back from the stage. The crowd dances,…

Divine Intervention

June 20, 2018

So here I am driving down the road, reeling from an earlier conversation, trying to…

Luggage or leverage?

June 3, 2018

One step back…WTF? These freaking voices in my head… So, the other day, I am…

Year of the Rabbit

May 1, 2018

"What year?" Vince asks. "1963." I say with a certain amount of pride. "Huh, year…

Oh, my…

April 15, 2018

Went to Supercuts on Saturday: to the usual one over on 18th and Wilshire.  All…

Learning to fly

March 18, 2018

  Took flight again today at Pranayama Breathe Class on a Sunday afternoon. I visited…

Squeak!

February 24, 2018

Squeak. Step. Squeak. Step. Squeak. Pause. Stop. Pause. Step. Squeak. Humph… My favorite shoes are…

#leftearrightear

February 14, 2018

  FADE IN. EXT: DAD comes into focus, a big guy, burley, mid-thirties, Oklahoma t-shirt,…

Have and Have Nots

February 6, 2018

I am struggling a bit.   A few days ago I woke up pre-dawn, made a…

I don’t know, it just

January 15, 2018

drives me crazy that people don’t really greet each other anymore. I’m not sure why…

Turn the tables

August 31, 2017

I have a coach that helps me navigate the training regime for all of these…

385 in dog years…

August 6, 2017

I am getting old. I’m almost 385 in dog years. Humph… The other day I…

And he lives in Nashville. Went there recently to reconnect and discovered a whole new…

Owling

July 24, 2017

Went owling with Vince the other night. We have a big tree in the backyard…

Coco and Adele

July 23, 2017

One afternoon in the Marais (how cool is that for an opening line?) Teri and…

Merci Madame Killelay

July 19, 2017

One of my favorite teachers, Madame Killlelay, taught high school French. I think she tops…

Nice is nice (PG13)

July 13, 2017

Was a hot day in Nice. I had some down time before the flight back…

Comrades in arms…

July 10, 2017

And legs. And mind, body and spirit. Just whisper “Kowies, Fields, Bothas, Inchanga or Polly…

Triple death by…

July 7, 2017

Seriously? It’s Saturday morning. I mean what kind of message is that suppose to send…

Wump-Wump-Wump

July 6, 2017

Thursday afternoon Dad via text: “send a pic people here want to see” Dad’s internal…

La Decima

July 5, 2017

He’s a god, a modern day god, like Zeus with a tennis racket. And we…

I have a pair of Newtons in a box in my closet.  I was wearing them a few years back when they only offered two shoes: a trainer and racer.  Actually they offered four shoes since they had two of each type: one offering more stability and the other offering less.  I needed some stability in my life so I went for the stable trainers. Translation: the shoes for slow old guys. Except for this one time, when I got a pair of stable racers to try and qualify for Boston. Those are the ones sitting in my closet.

To be honest I had forgotten about them.  The last time I had a run in with Newton (the company) was on our recent trip around the world.  We were up in this small little Viking settlement somewhere along the coast of Sweden when I ran into a guy wearing a Newton visor. No joke, he was definitely a fellow American and one of maybe four other people in the entire place.  As soon as I saw the logo I immediately ran over to him shouting that I too am part of the Newton movement: a convert from California, a seasoned fore foot runner and a tried and true believer. He looked a bit taken back when I explained all this and I noticed he was trying to shield me from his wife and family.  I kind of understand why in retrospect.   I wish I had bothered to shave.

Apparently he was in Europe for some World Masters Championship.  When he asked what event I was running I started laughing and mumbled something about being a “bit out of shape” for my Newtons at the moment and explaining it was from the “gouda in Holland” . He looked very concerned and started backing away from me.  I probably should have let things be but he was wearing a bright orange/yellowish/reddish Newton visor. You have to understand that one begins to feel that all fellow Newton wearers are like family, as if we all have this common bond. He was good about it and in the end it all worked out, well, sort of.  I just wish I had not chased him out to the car.  I hope he doesn’t think less of Californians.

By the way, I mention all of this because I went to register for a race here down under with my new local running club, the Nelson Striders, and low and behold Newton Running is one of the race sponsors. Imagine that! Newtons are here on the tip of the South Island.  They have worked there way back into my life.  Now I have to fess up and ask myself, “do I need them (one side of the line and definitely a $175 US per pair problem) or do I just want them (the other side of the line, a lot more manageable, but still a $175 US per pair opportunity)?” Decisions, decisions…

You see Newtons come in mesh bag.  How incredible cool is it to show up race morning with your shoes slung over your shoulder in a mesh bag.  It screams confidence.  Clearly you need to be “in the zone” to be able to pull off taking your racing shoes out of a mesh bag and lacing up just before the start.  With shoes like that you don’t have a choice but to exude 3:59:59 from every pore.  Who cares that you are a middle of the pack – hoping to break four hours – weekend warrior. The mesh bag makes you feel like a rock star.  To be honest I use any excuse to carry mine around in public, with or without the shoes.

And the bag is only half of it.  The folks at Newton must have studied Steve Jobs and the Apple eco-system before they brought their shoes to market because once you enter their world and start running in the shoes there is no turning back.  You can’t be half in.  It’s true that they run differently than any other shoe on the market.  It’s the technology, whatever that means, so trying to alternate between say a pair of Brooks and your Newtons–it’s pointless: the Brooks just end up gathering dust and looking all neglected, sad and depressed.

My Newtons transformed my running style.  They made me as fast as I dared to dream.  They carried me across the streets of New York City for three hours-twenty eight minutes and forty two seconds one perfect day in November, giving me my fastest marathon on record so far, and a hard earned spot up in Boston.  Those are the ones resting in the box in my closet: caked in sweat, water, gatorade, e-gels, cliff shots, bananas, oranges, dirt, mud, sand, rain, snow and tears.

Are they expensive?  Absolutely.  Worth it?  All I can say is that when it came time to clean out the closet and twelve pairs of old running shoes found their way into the charity pile earmarked for less fortunate runners in far away places, my racing Newtons were the only pair that I could not part with.

Every morning when I slide the closet door open and see them sitting there I flash back to the finish lines of New York and Boston and flash-forward to the starting lines of what’s next.  I don’t need a new pair of Newtons: I want a new pair of Newtons. Why?  Because I want to go fast!

I want to go three hours-twenty eight minutes and forty-one seconds fast!

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